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Diva Wars Returns: War of The Panty Hoses, etc.

November 11, 2009 by Le Fist

Let me get this straight. I AM DIVA! Deee-Vahh! You go look in the dik-sho-narree - das how you spell it right? – and you gonna see ma face and name next to it. Bebouncey Knows. You get that, Rhhiblana? Yo, you listening girl? Tryn’a steal ma groove and copy ma stylz. Eh-eh? Whadda? You know how hard I worked to get this far? You know The Physical Determination and Undeniable Self-belief it takes for a gurl to walk out […]

Categories: Diva Wars, hosiery hoardings • Tags: beyonce, farce, music, rhianna

Shakira The Great

October 18, 2009 by Le Fist

This is so goooooooooood…. First saw this in bar in Paris. Near Palais Royal. A backstreet. One of the few places that you can smoke inside. An odd experience – sipping German bier whilst puffing on a Marlboro Gold – made even more odd by the mute-button-on screening of La Shak doin’ her ting. Flesh coloured body stocking, inexplicably agile limbs, thrusting “lady garden”, a cage, the glitter-festooned innards of a nymphomaniac cow, nonsensical lyrics:- …..Starting to feel just […]

Categories: brilliantly bonkers, CROTCH-tacular, La Shak • Tags: farce, music videos, shakira

Weave Madness

August 30, 2009 by Le Fist

This one’s for you Nomia, Tyra-nnical, Beounce’: Listen. Girls, all this talk about addiction and weaves in earlier posts [see Fierce! and Homecoming] got me thinking. This has Got. To. Stop!!! WTF. You’re all going bald! Are you blind? Who’s doing your hair? Sack them! Jeeez, I can understand the appeal of silky, flowing locks garnered from the Indian Sub continent but this is crayzeeee! Look in the mirror, girls. No, it’s not a dark shadow you see lurking there. […]

Categories: Diva Wars, free your weave, weave abuse • Tags: celebrity, farce

Fierce!

August 30, 2009 by Le Fist

OK she’s had a lot of stick in the past for looking a touch “hombre”, our Ciara but I have to give it to the girl. She is working it! “I’ll show you I ain’t a FELLA, all you haters! Y’all betta watch and learn. OK I ain’t got no fancy Europienne designers makin’ me costumes like Bouncey’ has but I gots the styles! Yo, check this out. Don’t I look fierce in my FIERCE zipper catsuit thing? Don’t those […]

Categories: Diva Wars, Oh dear.. • Tags: celebrity, farce

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